The security clerk pretended to check tickets on the dress rack nearest the door. Her eyes carefully scanned a woman who stood hesitatingly just inside the boutique door.The clerk took a quick mental snapshot—old shoes with run-over heels, a small run in her right stocking, out of-style leather handbag,
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When
A cop is sitting in his usual speed trap spot and sees a truck drive by with the back full of penguins. He is understandably perplexed so he pulls the truck over. "Excuse me sir, but why do you have all those penguins in the back of your truck?"
When you are shopping for a new puppy, these little cutie pies are exactly what most people want. #1 The Real Deal If that frumpy body is not one of a real life Care Bear, then we must be legally blind. via boredpanda.com #2 2 Puffy 4 Summer There